Everyone loves a good joke! Heck, everyone loves a bad joke! Here are some Halloween themed jokes that we have rounded up for you! Some are silly, some are fun and some are even a bit risqué! So, write them down, memorize them and be the life of the next Halloween party!
: How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor?
A: Because he kept his monster in stitches.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A: Benjamin Frankenstein
Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?
A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup
Mummy Humor
Q: What's a MUMMY's favorite music?
A: wRAP Music!
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.
Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin
Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
A: Ragtime.
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Werewolf Humor
Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf
Q: Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
A: Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.
Q: What if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?
A: You'd get a harewolf.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a wolf with a polyester jacket?
A: A wash-and-wearwolf.
